the secret blog

written at roughly midnight i will not post any details of this but i realise alot of folks will still see this

and this wont be very long because i want to sleep i realise that every one else is sleeping and flamboyantly dancing through the land of nod

so the holidays are here but its cold without the snow … well thats not just fair i will happily sacrifice my bodily warmth any day for my bland urban surrounding to become the winter wonderland that makes her cheeks glow so and makes my soul smile  when the world around me is so picturesque that i feel as though i am living in a christmas card, this is what i want these are the memories that i long to make i wish for my life to look poetic and so i can spread christmas cheer like st nick him self

happy holidays and goodnight land of the internet

why yes

i do like apple pie with custard

i was waiting at the train station today and i was listening to american pie on my ipod and unbeknownst to me i was singing rather loudly but as i spun around one of my headphones fell out and about 7 other people were singing spread out on all the other platforms it was glorious and spectacularly surprising … as you can guess i loved it.

i went to a university open day at bucks …. tremendous  no real other word for it i actually loved it hopefully  that will be my hope within a year  but the whole uni thing scares me i will miss my  mummy and daddy and my friends and all of my family  i know you guys and gals will follow me through it all  and i am glad for that  xxxx

im off sorry its quite short but some people are quite impatient

ok peoples toot sweet

so.. im late on this

It seems as if I am saying this just a little bit late and I am not one to jump on the band wagon, but I feel the time is right for me to approach the bench and put forward my argument on the Disney marvel takeover. As a young boy growing up I was captivated by Disney’s cel animation with the masterpieces like lion king and the little mermaid, but alas like all good friendships it had to end but I moved seamlessly from theses videos in my vcr to the x-men animated cartoon on my television and I don’t see why theses to mammoth companies need to be separated it seems oh so natural to me for these companies to be as one, the power that Disney has can easily market the pants off Marvel’s 5,000 strong character portfolio, and we could see some old favorites being brought into the mainstream.

Reactions on the internet have been fairly mixed but when you look into who was speaking all of the positive comments where written (mostly tweeted) by marvel workers here is Jeff parker a marvel writer with his   views on the first day of this epic news: “well, I woke up this morning working for Disney”

His some what comedic views are shared by his college Ivan Brandon the writer for ‘marvel presents’ he tweeted “my main concern is that my checks still have spider-man on them. The bank teller won’t be so impressed with Mickey mouse.”

These professionals seem to be taking it fairly light-hearted but this may be that if they don’t like it and they say so they may never work again.

To be honest what ever anyone else thinks I’m all for it  I think it could go so well but lets be honest the real effects  wont take place until all of marvels existing contracts expire that’s gonna be a long time yet, paramount still have the next 5 marvel films and universal studios still have a whole section dedicated to marvel in their theme park so all Disney can really do is improve themselves like targeting more boys age 8-18 with their new channel Disney XD. As for now nothing will be changing in marvel and even if it does it will only be for the better.

 

thats me done i know its all formal but its actually my collage work

the square root of me

i love calvin harris lol at his pineapple

lets look at the bigger picture … its large

but yeah everyone hates the rain and stuff  i know its all wet but it make s the flowers and the grass  and more importently waterfalls their stunning and are caused by the rain, its all about the bigger picture you see and i would like everyone just to think about this  just to make the wonderful english weather  more dare able so cheer up all of you please i know im all happy go lucky and stuff but if steve can not get a job for ages despite his best efforts and still smile every time  he sees a job opening and  gives it his all, some people call it blind determination i call it a strong spirit

that makes winners so to all you winners out there high five and keep on winning

 

thats me for today

for your eyes only

the seven  people who read my blog yesterday may have been dissapointed or relived

but i have figured i will write a super long one today just to make up for it well i have to start at dominoes

but ill set the scene *weird flashback ripples* me and roxanne were walking to dominoes ate at night yo get some pizza of course what did you think was i gonna get pasta or something thats just stupid a pizza place selling pasta… any way i was quoting the fish are friends scene from nemo the one with all the sharks and buy the time we ordered our pizza they asked for a name and without thinking i said bruce and this being outrageously funny for me and my dearest and our faces dropped when we recived our pizzas after the 15 minute giggling session they put my name down as bush and i really wanted to among other things call the girl an invlid and complain that she put a name down that wasn’t mine but then i realised the hypocrisy of the situation and i trundled off home (Roxanne’s) the rest of the night was fairly unremarkable but i thoroughly enjoyed my self

my journey home the next day was also strange well most of it was normal but it wasn’t until i got off the bus i was harrassed but the most stupid poor person ever the conversation went like this:

pp:  hey mate you got 50p

me: no

pp: how did you pay for the bus

me:with the money the bus driver took

pp: oh yaeh

me: ok…

pp: oh shit whats that on your face

me: what

pp: that thing below your eyes

me : my nose?

pp: oh right but it moves every time you do

me:its attached to me

pp: oh ….. you got 50p

me: no ( walks off)

 

im off now peepls see ya

all you kneed is dough

Hay guys all the world is upset with x factor and stuff but i don’t care so i wont talk about it

i had to make a trailer for the film watchmen today in collage i was really enjoying the assignment and was genuinely gutted when collage ended i really cant wait to finish it, that sounds so boffinish but i don’t care  thats just me, i have also realised that this blog is quite late compered to others  thats becaus ei have decided to shorten them down as a general whole.

so form now on my blog will be about 150 to 200 words unless i really feel the need to blog loads

quote of the day

“your face is amazing” rebecca

who the hell is bill murrey is he even famous and what has he even done with his life

and another thing danni manouge has no use in life but to make cheryl cole look vaugely attractive

im going now pressing matters call

 

ear are hurting

i filmed some work today  and i got me homework in on time  and the filming was finished just in time to get a horrific earache and the pain got to so much that i contemplated ripping my ear off  but i took far more than the recommended dose of pain killers and made my way home i very nearly  fell asleep on the bus with only sharp corners and poor suspension to keep me in a state of awake

but its still hurting just not so much its now bearable so i honestly hurt too much to rant and rave about the world and why we get water in paper  cups because lets face it paper is not the most  waterproof material and a part of me just wants to hold it and wait for the whole structure to collapse.

im tired  like really tired but i cant sleep i hate illness

another day another problem

and my friends my quote of the day is

“that midget’s got a shotgun” – steve

that has so little relevance  it is unreal but it made me giggle, i was in quite the giggling mood today actually anything roxanne did i laughed like a girl scout  literally no man laughs for me just girlie laughs but i am not an economic girlie man so i can admit that.

my ea is hurting again so im off to take some pain killers so see you boys and gals later

she likes pies, they smell like carrots

get out of my pub

i get the feeling that a lot of people don’t understand this blog but thins is genuinely how my mind works spelling mistakes and all, i am oh so mental.

i get this writers block

all i can see right now is a blank space waiting to be filled you see thats a massive problem with me i could talk my way out hell and probably back again but i can’t  write properly to save my life so having a blog seems a bit pointless but i am only doing this so i can relive some stress and vent a little without shouting in someones face.

god really screwed me over when he was handing out the talents i am creative, but i can’t use any of it because i has no real skill to express it so well done god you failed.

so guys how you been i wonder if anyone who reads this is like an old friend of mine that would be cool i love it when the past and the future link in some obscure way  but that hasn’t happened here i am just dreaming again.

this isn’t gonna be a long blog

i am too tired

see ya peeps

i am a burning hot poker

im on fire hunny and i don’t wanna stop

this blog was hot but now it is a flop

i was a sixty veiws than only seventeen

how could i drop so much inbetween

i wrote this poem ab lib

that last line was a fib

how you been folks my views were a bit lacking yesterday it was quite the kick in the teeth but just what i needed to bring me back from what cant only really be described as f list stardom, the world keeps spinning just as fast even when i am in my jammies writing away on the webs people on the other side of the world are rushing to meet deadline that would have long since passed over here. the world is always buzzing at one end or another it make me seem rather insignificant but at the end of the dayi’m just happy with the life i have.

i am grateful for the friends i have and if your one of them go ahead pat yourself on the back cause your a diamond but if your the sort of person who is all woeth me and that shizz shut up and look at a rainbow or something becaue ther is so much beauty in the world and your ruining it with you my life is so crap, some poor woman had to push your screaming fetous from a hole no bigger than a golf hole for you try cry every day because you don’t lead a charmed life none of us do you mopey mop haired freaks cheer up!

thats something so simple that makes me smile the exclamation mark it’s just like a full stop just with a hell of a lot more gusto it’s wonderful. i know i seem all crazy and what not but who can blame me i’m in love.

roxanne you wonderful rascal your everything and all i need your my rock. i know a rock isn’t technically  a complement but michelangelo’s david was made from a rock your so beautiful and you grow with me everyday. you really are a piece of art.

 

i regret to announce that niktionary corner has been cancelled but will be replaced with a nikipedia tomorrow

ttfn

i ate kanye west

slowly slowly catchy monkey

some of you may know others may not  but my job is to party thats right but don’t get exited its childs parties at monkey bizz in strood. im the party host  so i don’t get the jelly and ice cream experience i am essentially a surrogate mother to these kids but i wont talk about my job as the superhero of parties.

even superheros like me have to do the boring parts of the job like cutting cake in a dimly lit party room listening to terrible love songs and it is these for lack of a better word retarded songs that have got my back up i hate them oh so much why is modern wooing do discusting and crude what ever happened to the Shakespearian “shall i compare thee to a summers day, thou art more lovely and more temperate” that is what i call romance, i have a girlfriend and she is my whole world  i love roxanne so much i really do but i am afraid i will never write a smutty rap song about her “lady humps”  or how i want to snowflake her freaking teapot. women are not objects and sex should never just be a necessity  it should never be expected and i swear if anyone i know or respect uses references to their bedroom antics to try and woo the lady.

get into the girls mind before her pants, but no psychic hypnotism crap thats just a bit rapey.

 

here’s todays niktionry corner segment

HONORI FICABILI TUDINI TATIBUS = honorableness.
The word first appeared in English in 1599, and in 1721 was listed by Bailey’s Dictionary as the longest word in English. It was used by Shakespeare in Love’s Labor’s Lost (Costard; Act V, Scene I):

 

“O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.
I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word;
for thou art not so long by the head as
honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier
swallowed than a flap-dragon.”

thats all for today folks  see ya next time